HUMOR


Mówi ojciec do syna:
– Synu, znalazłem ci wspaniałą kandydatkę na żonę!
– Ale tato… sam potrafię znaleźć sobie dziewczynę… kto to jest?
– To córka Kulczyka!
– Suuuper! Trzeba było tak od razu!
Ojciec udaje się do Kulczyka na rozmowę:
– Dzień dobry Panu! Wydaje mi się, że znalazłem doskonałego kandydata na męża Pańskiej córki!
– Wie Pan… ale ja nie szukam męża dla mojej córki…
– Ależ to wiceprezes Orlenu.
– Cudownie! To zmienia postać rzeczy!
Następnie ojciec udaje się do prezesa Orlenu:
– Witam Pana Panie prezesie! Przychodzę z dobrą nowiną – mam idealnego kandydata na wiceprezesa w Pańskiej firmie.
– No tak.. Ale ja nie szukam nikogo na tę posadę.
– Jest Pan pewien?! To zięć Kulczyka!
– Ooo! Chyba, że tak!

dowcip nadesłał : ~jacome

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Synek pyta ojca:
– Tato, ty jesteś globalistą czy antyglobalistą?
– Ja jestem globalistą.
– A co to dokładnie znaczy?
– To znaczy, że globalnie rzecz ujmując, mam wszystko w dupie.

kawał nadesłał użytkownik: Niunia

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Siedza dwa ufoludki na marsie, a obok nich podchodzi do ladowania statek kosmiczny z amerykanska flaga.
Ufole patrza na siebie, a jeden mówi:
– Stary! Przeciez my nie mamy zadnej ropy!

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 Z czego robi się gazetę prorządową?
– Z papieru, farby drukarskiej i wazeliny.

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 Rok 2005. Nauczycielka pyta Jasia:
– Kiem byu Lech Wałensa?
– Wielkiem reformatorem jenzyka polskiego.

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Dlaczego diety poselskie są tak wysokie?
– Bo posłowie chcą abyśmy o nich mówili „Nasi drodzy wybrani”.

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 Dlaczego TV pokazuje obrady Sejmu?
– Żeby posłowie mogli je potem obejrzeć.

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 Jaka jest różnica między socjalizmem a kapitalizmem?
– Za socjalizmu byliśmy okłamywani, a teraz jesteśmy okradani.

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 Dlaczego ulicę przy Sejmie nazwano Wiejską?
– Żeby posłowie z PSL czuli się jak u siebie w domu.

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